What’s the weirdest phone call you have ever received?
13.06.2025 01:01

Hi this is Sargent Moss from the County detention center. Is this Sean?
Sure no problem officer.
I'm sorry to bother you, my staff just told me our guy corrected his information and had a number off for his home phone. Have a good day. Hangs up.
HELLO
Long pause, OK. (Inaudible talking). Could you hang on for just a sec?
No sir I sure don't, I live in the next city over.
What is the reason behind some people wearing trunks instead of speedos when swimming in pools?
Yes sir it is.
I hear a pause on the line, it goes quiet for a few seconds.
Do you reside at 1234 X X Lane?
Is your number (xxx) xxx-xxxx??
ATTENTION SPIKES UP. What could he want with me? Did I do something wrong? Lord did I forget to pay something? Questions start flying through my head. What would the detention center sheriff want with me?
Whew, not in trouble!! But someone named Sean with a similar number is apparently about to have a rather bad day.
Why did Obito, a supposed "bad person," do good things for Kakashi?
Looks at phone, sees a number local to me, so I answered.
After a few moments he returns.
I was trying to reach out to you because we have a Mr X here, who claims you are his legal guardian. He needs you to come down and sign some forms.
Why do Democrats never produce a good argument for why Trump was a bad president?
Do what? Officer, I'm sorry I have no kids of my own, and I don't know anybody by that name.
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